Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.
ares:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus.
Zeus:
my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”
and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”
and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right"
There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell
A small wooden altar of Slaanesh, also known as the Dark Prince, the Prince of Pleasure and Lord of Excess - Chaos God of Pleasure, Passion, and Decadence.
Made from beech wood
height - 20 centimeters
This and other my stuff you can find on my Etsy store
A small wooden altar of Nurgle, also known as the Plague Lord, is the Chaos God of Disease, Decay, Death and Destruction.
height - 20 centimeters.
Made from maple wood.
This and other my stuff you can find on my Etsy store
